Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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