you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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