It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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