There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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