Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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