Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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