there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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