what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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