I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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