My first STD was from a foam party
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
What a dumb baby whore.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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