At least make sure they are 18
Why
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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