how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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