people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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