we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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