wat bout pragnant strippers??
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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