Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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