Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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