I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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