my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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