I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It's just like the Real World with babies
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
