is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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