it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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