If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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