were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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