My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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