Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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