He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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