hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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