This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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