You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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