Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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