so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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