So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Randomize
