You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
