Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I have post one night stand depression
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