For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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