I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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