I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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