Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Randomize
