I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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