it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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