people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Sex in the backyard? Check.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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