Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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