Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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