You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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