Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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