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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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