It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
As shirtless as possible
I'm at about main and main street
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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