just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
third nipple confirmed
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Enjoy the penises
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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