Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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