Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
How's work?
Spinning.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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